While I was quaffing a rather nice glass of red wine at the local bar, I spotted a leaflet advertising an English Summer Camp, the experience of losing their kids for one week cost the parents the princely sum of €550.
I will be honest, the summer camp leaflet and time table didn’t inspire me. As the smooth red wine stimulated my brain cells, I suddenly had a cunning plan.
Maybe I could run an English Summer Camp
Obviously I can’t guarantee the traditional English weather.
I have an American friend who was an English teacher and more importantly she owns a vineyard, who better to team up with?
Over a cappuccino (I know it should have been a glass of wine) I told her about my cunning plan, I explained that I teach seven classes of kids ranging from six to eleven years of age. And if we talk to the parent we should have enough kids to fill the camp. I also mentioned the kids we could veto, for example the class clown in year 3 and little Marco who always has his finger buried up his nose to his first knuckle.My American friend disagreed, she said these are precisely the kids we should invite…
In the interest of research I sent a message to Linda Von Grady at Expat Eye on Germany to ask her opinion and she replied “Ha, why do you do these things to your self?”
My only excuse is the wine motivated me.
So in a little over three and a half months, twenty two Italian nose picking kids will descend on a vineyard for 6 days and 6 nights in a hope to improve their English and have a great and spiffing time.
And if we survive the encounter, another twenty two kids will arrive the following week.
I think I need a grappa.