It is a cold Sunday Morning and I have no intention of getting out of bed, well not yet anyway. Mrs Sensible has already ventured downstairs and prepared mugs of tea and slices of buttered toast.
As I drink my tea, I flick through the news and come across the following article, Rome bans gladiators and rickshaws (again) The article
A collection of gladiators
Pecora Nera
Did you know, that the gladiators and centurions in Rome earn around €12,000 a month standing around charging tourists for photos!
Mrs Sensible
€12,000 a month! You could do that, you look like a radiato…. erh gladiator
A collection of radiators
I quickly looked at her, RADIATOR!!!, was that a Freudian slip?
Mrs Sensible (grinning)
No, no, I meant gladiator, really.
Pecora Nera
I’m going back to sleep.
Happy cold December Sunday to you all.
Englishman in Italy 