I don’t normally whine, but today I am going to make an exception. This little blacksheep’s life started to implode last week.
It all started when I dropped my glasses in the car park of a customers and proceded to drive home wearing my reading glasses.
My mistake became apparent as the Italian cars looked a little more blurred as they screamed past me going in the opposite direction.
I called the company and they said they had found my glasses, but they appeared to have been stood on…. a couple of times.
I always have a back up plan, so I started to wear my contact lenses daily. I normally only use them when I am at the karate class or when I want to wear sunglasses.
The second meltdown came when my right eye started to water, I looked like I had just sat through a sad girly movie and worse still my lens floated around my eye and occasionally centred itself so I could see.
Mrs Sensible diagnosed me as suffering from either allergy or conjunctivitis, she said she had some cream that would cure the problems with my eye.
Really! I said,
Yes she replied, I bought it for the cat, but it will work on you…..
The third meltdown came when our washing machine decided to self destruct during a spin cycle. Even Mishmash decided to vacate the house, and she isn’t scared of anything, including next doors dog.
After suffering silently, I let Mrs S administer the eye ointment. So far my eye is the same but I have developed a very strange desire to lick myself , I hope I don’t start coughing up hair balls….