Life Imploding


I don’t normally whine, but today I am going to make an exception. This little blacksheep’s life started to implode last week.

A life imploding

A life imploding


It all started when I dropped my glasses in the car park of a customers and proceded to drive home wearing my reading glasses.

My mistake became apparent  as the Italian cars looked a little more blurred as they screamed past me going in the opposite direction.

I called the company and they said they had found my glasses, but they appeared to have been stood on…. a couple of times.

They are still good


I always have a back up plan, so I started to wear my contact lenses daily. I normally only use them when I am at the karate class or when I want to wear sunglasses.

The second meltdown came when my right eye started to water, I looked like I had just sat through a sad girly movie and worse still my lens floated around my eye and occasionally   centred itself so I could see.

Mrs Sensible diagnosed me as suffering from either allergy or conjunctivitis, she said she had some cream that would cure the problems with my eye.

Really! I said,

Yes she replied, I bought it for the cat, but it will work on you…..

The third meltdown came when our washing machine decided to self destruct during a spin cycle. Even Mishmash decided to vacate the house, and she isn’t scared of anything, including next doors dog.

Mishmash, one cool cat


After suffering silently, I let Mrs S administer the eye ointment. So far my eye is the same but I have developed a very strange desire to lick myself , I hope I don’t start coughing up hair balls….

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20 thoughts on “Life Imploding

  1. Had such day just this Monday the 29th of May. So much went wrong that day that I don’t want to start to think even how it all could have happened. It involves taxes (taxes are probably always a reason to ruin a day), went over not receiving a birth certificate for our newborn, to suddenly having to pay thousands of Euros extra for health insurance to the grand finale of mother-in-law missing her connecting flight resulting it a lot of stress and extra payments for new tickets…

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  2. i can really identify with this, as i have broken, lost, twisted, glittered and god knows what else to my glasses. hope you don’t start growing a long tail and eating mice.

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