My UK driving licence has finally expired. The grubby bit of paper the Italians gave me as a substitute, has also expired. My bicycle has a flat tyre.
I was told not to worry, that the temporary substitute licence had expired, as it is normal in Italy and the police will accept it is just another Italian cock up. The important thing, I was told, is to have with you the medical form, that proves you are fit to drive.
That kind of says everything there is to know about Italy.
Do you have a valid driving licence? No
Do you have cervicale? mm maybe
Links to past driving licence fiasco
Parts 4 to 349 will follow over the next 5 months, groan