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maj 1958, Ožbalt: Če govorimo o potapljačih, si človek nehote prikliče v spomin može v nepropustnih gumijastih oblekah in z glavami v kovinskih kroglah, ki se potaplajo pod morsko gladino, da pomagajo pri reševanju potopljenih ladij. 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We take people in order of how loud they scream.'</image:title><image:caption>'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. 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Carabinieri police falls down during their parade prior to a training session of the Palio race in Siena's main square</image:title><image:caption>Italian Carabinieri police falls down during their parade prior to a training session of the Palio race in Siena's main square August 15, 2012. Every year on August 16, almost without fail since the mid-1600s, 10 riders compete bareback around Siena's shell-shaped central square in a bid to win the Palio, a silk banner depicting the Madonna and child. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi (ITALY - Tags: SOCIETY ANIMALS SPORT HORSE RACING TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/0cf290e8-6f29-4781-b3ce-c10701e74278-12380-00000ca02b480358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italian Carabinieri police falls down during their parade prior to a training session of the Palio race in Siena's main square</image:title><image:caption>Italian Carabinieri police falls down during their parade prior to a training session of the Palio race in Siena's main square August 15, 2012. Every year on August 16, almost without fail since the mid-1600s, 10 riders compete bareback around Siena's shell-shaped central square in a bid to win the Palio, a silk banner depicting the Madonna and child. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi (ITALY - Tags: SOCIETY ANIMALS SPORT HORSE RACING TPX IMAGES OF THE 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Carabinieri</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-25T09:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/05/07/part-3-how-to-swap-a-uk-driving-licence-to-an-italian-one-in-340-difficult-steps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_3404.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PecoPecora Nera Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Englishman in Italy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-25T09:08:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/20/how-to-swap-a-uk-driving-licence-to-an-italian-one-in-340-difficult-steps/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-30T02:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/06/20/one-finger-one-thumb-keep-moving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/funny-surprised-cat-face-paw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-surprised-cat-face-paw</image:title><image:caption>Even the cat looked surprised</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>download</image:title><image:caption>Beppi Grillo singing my song
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/beppe_grillo_fanculo_gesto_ombrello.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beppe_Grillo_fanculo_gesto_ombrello</image:title><image:caption>One Arm well all be merry and bright!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/keepmoving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KeepMoving</image:title><image:caption>There is always one little boy who is not happy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_2039.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2039</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cerrina-alessandria-news.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cerrina Alessandria news</image:title><image:caption>Some of the fabulous children</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-23T18:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/06/09/evoking-grace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1469.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1469</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-26T13:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/06/01/mrs-sensibles-manky-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-06-01-08-16-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-06-01 08.16.02</image:title><image:caption>A blurred picture of the cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-05-27-08-00-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-05-27 08.00.43</image:title><image:caption>Mishmash inspecting the cage and captured cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-05-27-16-43-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-05-27 16.43.35</image:title><image:caption>The terrible, wild and too be honest angry Gattoni</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/le-tour-du-monde-en-80-jour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>le-tour-du-monde-en-80-jour</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original</image:title><image:caption>I told my neighbor about my latest adventure</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2015-12-19-12-07-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-19 12.07.04</image:title><image:caption>If Ginger was a human</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/2016-04-21-17-29-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-21 17.29.36</image:title><image:caption>I had just explained to the cat his impending operation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20141204_085313.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141204_085313</image:title><image:caption>Look at the eyes on the cat, I knew it was either a cyborg or evil from day one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-28T10:28:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/01/14/best-e-mail-received/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/e-mail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>E Mail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/b-w-coffee-cup-hi.png</image:loc><image:title>b-w-coffee-cup-hi</image:title><image:caption>Make sure there is more grappa than espresso. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mule</image:title><image:caption>Me, stubborn? I won't have it said.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/0080mestoli_b_cod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0080mestoli_b_cod</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's tools of motivation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/charades-party-game-main_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charades-party-game-main_full</image:title><image:caption>John wasn't playing charades, he had just trapped his fingers in the piano</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Fridge</image:title><image:caption>Always leave a space at the bottom for vegetables and butter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-09T20:31:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/22/i-can-make-grown-women-cry-with-my-singing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/laughing8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orangutans Laughing</image:title><image:caption>Give him the Hymn book again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-18-12-18-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-18 12.18.40</image:title><image:caption>I think the Englishman is hurt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/pecora-nera-singing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera Singing</image:title><image:caption>I sung with gusto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hymn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hymn</image:title><image:caption>Not only </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sheffield2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sheffield2</image:title><image:caption>Go and search for the song on you tube.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Singing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-06T07:42:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/05/limoncello-recipe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-03-24-13-57-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-24 13.57.41</image:title><image:caption>If anyone has a recipe for peeled lemons I am all ears, especially if it contains alcohol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-05-17-10-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-05 17.10.42</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately I needed to drink the last glass of grappa so that I could use the bottle </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-05-12-35-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-05 12.35.59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-05-12-32-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-05 12.32.19</image:title><image:caption>Remove the lemon skins from the alcohol and allow them to strain into the alcohol. They should look almost white.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-05-12-19-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-05 12.19.16</image:title><image:caption>Make sure the sugar is completely disolved</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-05-12-20-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-05 12.20.09</image:title><image:caption>The flavour and colour will leach out of the lemons into the alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-03-24-13-48-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-24 13.48.25</image:title><image:caption>Yours truly pealing the lemon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-03-23-17-32-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-23 17.32.08</image:title><image:caption>I managed to smuggle these in Mrs Sensible's shopping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/workaway-1-fetching-the-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workaway-1-fetching-the-wine</image:title><image:caption>The two workaways during the infamous barbeque. see the post  Press the button</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-21T18:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/21/pecora-neras-homemade-limoncello-lollies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-21-11-14-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-21 11.14.27</image:title><image:caption>If you still think it is out of focus, I can get another</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-21-09-13-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-21 09.13.07</image:title><image:caption> Limoncello Lolly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-20-15-57-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-20 15.57.18</image:title><image:caption>Sealed and ready for the freezer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7</image:title><image:caption>In it goes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>Pan of pee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>Moneta pans are pretty good.... they are really difficult to burn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>I wonder who has the sixth mould?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>mmmmm limoncello!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Five lolly moulds, not six just 5</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-22T09:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/05/italian-rituals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mariagrazia25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mariagrazia25</image:title><image:caption>Maria Grazia Cucinotta kissing goodbye</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/good-bye-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Good bye 1</image:title><image:caption>yep, in Italy even men kiss each other. Please note that they are also shaking hands, this is to prevent accusations that they are more than just friends</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kisskiss-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kisskiss (2)</image:title><image:caption>This is maybe a little to over the top</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/goodbye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodbye</image:title><image:caption>This is not the way to kiss cheeks... she is in danger of gaining stretch marks and the kiss kiss noise she makes will be deafening </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/good-bye-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Good bye 5</image:title><image:caption>The correct way to say goodbye in Italia. Notice the perfect peck on the cheek and the way he is making sure he has a bottle of wine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1428596332_scarfsummershutterstock_172322060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1428596332_ScarfSummerShutterstock_172322060</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/robert-downey-juni_1709242a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert-Downey-Juni_1709242a</image:title><image:caption>Robert Downey Jnr attempting to kill the mosquito that is biting his leg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-18T22:07:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/18/mrs-sensibles-asparagus-and-king-prawn-risotto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13</image:title><image:caption>The </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title><image:caption>Stir</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11</image:title><image:caption>add</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title><image:caption>MMM</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9</image:title><image:caption>Add Prawn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8</image:title><image:caption>I nearly cried when she threw my good wine in the pan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7</image:title><image:caption>Rice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>When the onion is </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/4a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4a</image:title><image:caption>Onion and Mrs Sensible's wooden spoon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/3b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3b</image:title><image:caption>Asparagus tips and King Prawns</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-22T10:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/13/get-fit-summer-is-on-the-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-12-19-24-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-12 19.24.55</image:title><image:caption>If they don't stop picking on me I will take up dominoes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/551967_105349182949426_628072208_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>551967_105349182949426_628072208_n</image:title><image:caption>It's probably better that Mrs Sensible just practises the art of self de</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-03-18-09-02-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-18 09.02.02</image:title><image:caption>I know you are shocked</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/beach-tourist-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach-tourist-pic</image:title><image:caption>Let me hold your bag while you go for a swim</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Summer Skiing</image:title><image:caption>Summer Skiing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/3259607fc7709866075cb342ea01e306-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3259607fc7709866075cb342ea01e306 (1)</image:title><image:caption>You need the perfect body for the perfect swimming costume</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-17T21:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/04/06/la-bella-chaos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/englishman-in-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>englishman-in-italy</image:title><image:caption>The car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tippex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tippex</image:title><image:caption>Tipp-Ex perfect for correcting blog posts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2016-04-06-16-44-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-04-06 16.44.29</image:title><image:caption>Every Italian house needs a Tin of Denial</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/carabinieri_posto_di_blocco-725657.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>Typical stop and search</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Map</image:title><image:caption>A little scenic drive</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/englishman-in-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's car
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-22T10:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/03/04/spring-is-in-the-air/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/slinky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slinky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dsc04336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04336</image:title><image:caption>Its amazing home useful things like glasses and adapters can migrate next to useless things such as Italian Grammar books</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-04-08-32-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-04 08.32.57</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-04-13-44-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-04 13.44.39</image:title><image:caption>I now have a rather large hole in the wall</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-04-14-24-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-04 14.24.35</image:title><image:caption>You won't find the septic tank up there!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-30T02:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/02/23/tilting-at-windmills-or-trying-to-obtain-italian-citizenship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/don-quixote-charging-windmills-2-1080x665.png</image:loc><image:title>don-quixote-charging-windmills-2-1080x665</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/p1050297.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/20140508104624650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140508104624650</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/att00010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ATT00010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/lamborghini-gallardo-police-car-hard-crash-in-italy-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lamborghini Gallardo Police Car Hard Crash In Italy - 04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sarsaparillasal-blogspot-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarsaparillasal.blogspot.it</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-26T23:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/02/20/treasure-maps-pee-and-poo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>download</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pirates-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirates map</image:title><image:caption>Arrrgh me lads</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/crime-scene-toilet-roll_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crime-scene-toilet-roll_f</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/plunger.gif</image:loc><image:title>Plunger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/loo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-23T22:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/02/17/a-stressed-englishman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fatcat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FatCat</image:title><image:caption>I had a good life, the local cats loved me. One day I was kidnapped, I remember the car I had peed on it often and then with a cruel snip </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/pasta-italian-language-flash-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pasta italian language flash card</image:title><image:caption>Another Italian language flash card for your collection</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-02-15-13-26-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-02-15 13.26.42</image:title><image:caption>It look like the right place to me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-02-15-13-27-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-02-15 13.27.02</image:title><image:caption>The little school in Monbello</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_5886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5886</image:title><image:caption>Training Mishmash with the water aversion therapy became when she was a kitten</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/stress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stress</image:title><image:caption>I can see a stressed time ahead</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-21T10:08:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2016/02/12/it-has-been-one-of-those-weeks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/nose-picking-300x200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nose-picking-300x200</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible hates nose picking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/thought-process.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thought process</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/targa-system-auto21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>targa-system-auto2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/targa-system-auto2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>targa-system-auto2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/computersaysno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ComputerSaysNo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/a_delete.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-19T10:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/12/11/how-to-light-a-boiler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bubbled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bubbled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-11-10-07-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-11 10.07.48</image:title><image:caption>Modern radiator in my bathroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/boiler1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boiler</image:title><image:caption>Press here if you dare</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-11-10-05-451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-11 10.05.45</image:title><image:caption>The new and improved system</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-11-10-05-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-11 10.05.45</image:title><image:caption>Control and valves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/boiler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boiler</image:title><image:caption>Look at the size of it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/antique-vacuum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Taught a lesson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/candle-in-the-dark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>oops!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-14T13:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/07/12/a-cautionary-tale-about-waxing/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-08T14:35:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/12/08/winter-is-nearly-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8</image:title><image:caption>Here is one of our cats, the terrible Headache.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>A very important box</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>Interlocked</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>Mario showed me how to stack the wood
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>The fun way to stack wood</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Mario</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>The red arrow will become clear later.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/3c1553ea83168c6265cff6f0fda1584a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3c1553ea83168c6265cff6f0fda1584a</image:title><image:caption>Wood situation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_2746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2746</image:title><image:caption>The garden of our last  house after the first snow fall. We eventually asked a neighbor to dig our car out with his tractor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-11T08:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/12/02/the-mysterious-case-of-the-stolen-packet-of-biscuits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-02-13-05-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-02 13.05.32</image:title><image:caption>As you can see I have eaten the evidence</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-11-28-11-05-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-11-28 11.05.46</image:title><image:caption>The biscuits that Mrs S stole (Ok she only shop lifted one packet)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/blipper1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blipper</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's new toy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/blipper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blipper</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's new toy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman</image:title><image:caption>Even Batman goes shopping</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-09T06:13:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/11/30/chi-e-lultima/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-08T15:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/11/21/a-war-of-words-the-pen-and-the-kalashnikov/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/enrico.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The oh-so-sultry Enrico Macias, whose music was listened to by none other than Bin Laden.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/no_capes_the_incredibles_6_edna.gif</image:loc><image:title>Edna in "the Incredibles" is very clear about capes. Source: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/3/3b/No_Capes_The_Incredibles_6_Edna.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140603225117</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_9606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bleu, France, Rouge. Mr and Mrs Playmo were very emotional.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/10930165_p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Perverse PÃ¢tisserie? These are called Nuns' Farts in French, so named after a nun farted in the kitchen of the Abbey of Marmoutier and scared another, making her drop some choux pastry into the oil pan.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T14:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/11/16/bagna-cauda-and-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04379</image:title><image:caption>Roberto, the hero of the night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04371</image:title><image:caption>sweet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04368</image:title><image:caption>No winners here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04365</image:title><image:caption>The Meat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04363</image:title><image:caption>Pastina</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04359</image:title><image:caption>Just a little spring onion, just in case the garlic and  anchovies havent produced enough flavour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04355</image:title><image:caption>Pro Loc</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc04358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bagna Caulda</image:title><image:caption>Bagna Caulda</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/find-clipart-skiing-image-5-of-369-54650.png</image:loc><image:title>find-clipart-skiing-image-5-of-369-54650</image:title><image:caption>It is difficult to drink wine whilst skiing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-05T21:18:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/11/03/vodka-jelly-grappa-cakes-and-tequila-surprise/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-16T15:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/10/19/ooops-i-have-gone-and-done-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/erik-potter2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erik Potter</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera changes his name to Billy No Mates</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/erik-potter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erik Potter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/erik-potter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erik Potter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-23T10:28:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/10/13/pecora-picked-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gli</image:title><image:caption>Gli
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gaffa-tape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaffa-tape</image:title><image:caption>As long as I behave she wont gaffa tape me to the chair</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-23T13:57:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/10/08/mario-the-woodman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-07-13-01-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-10-07 13.01.00</image:title><image:caption>Jenga, the wooden puzzle that will give you hours or even days of fun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-07-13-01-00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-10-07 13.01.00</image:title><image:caption>The worlds Biggest Jenga Puzzle had just been delivered</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stumps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stumps</image:title><image:caption>My orchard was rapidly becoming to resemble a cricket field</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-16T11:07:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/10/04/im-in-a-book-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12087347_10153524882333700_2055488420_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My inner German does not look like this.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/20151004_1944021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My N-less love...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sat_times_shot_4_07_604192c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joanna does her best impression of a Latvian woman. (Image taken from The Times Magazine.)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-14T14:34:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/09/30/and-so-it-starts/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-07T19:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/09/24/did-you-enjoy-your-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/did-you-enjoy-summer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Did you enjoy Summer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-27T16:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/07/30/press-the-button/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/workaway-2-laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workaway 2 laughing</image:title><image:caption>Workaway 2 laughed when I told her to clean the kitchen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/workaway-l-laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Workaway l laughing</image:title><image:caption>Workaway one just laughed when I asked her to mow the lawn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/workaway-2-operning-the-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Workaway 2 operning the wine</image:title><image:caption>Workaway 2 successfully opens the bottle of wine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/workaway-1-fetching-the-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workaway 1 fetching the wine</image:title><image:caption>Workaway one fetching a bottle of wine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hugging-the-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hugging the wine</image:title><image:caption>Workaway 2 didn't want to leave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/locked-up-for-the-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locked up for the night</image:title><image:caption>Workaways 1 &amp; 2 safely locked up for the night complete with a bottle of wine in case they became thirsty during the night. (I am not sure why Mrs Sensible insisted on her looking after the key)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/protective-packaging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>protective packaging</image:title><image:caption>Workaway 1 checking the protective packaging is still in place</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/button.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Close your eyes and press that button</image:title><image:caption>Close your eyes and press that button</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-20T09:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/09/08/pecora-nera-the-intrepid-investigative-journalist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bedroom-one-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedroom-one-3</image:title><image:caption>Bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/me-bee-sauze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me Bee Sauze</image:title><image:caption>Richard and Bee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kitchen-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchen-2</image:title><image:caption>Kitchen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lounge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lounge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dining-1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dining-1 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Dinning Room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dining-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dining-1</image:title><image:caption>Dinning Room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/house-wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house-wide</image:title><image:caption>The farm house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pool</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-27T12:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/09/08/rip-ariston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RIP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-13T10:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/09/04/monday-morning-with-mrs-sensible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mrs-sensible-on-monday-morning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible on Monday morning</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible on Monday Morning</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/black-piggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Piggie</image:title><image:caption>Christmas dinner with red wine
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/englishman-in-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in italy</image:title><image:caption>Monday morning in the house of Mrs Sensible and Pecora Nera</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0445.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0445</image:title><image:caption>Little Black Pig</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-19T16:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/08/12/the-boys-in-blue-arrive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mrs-marples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Marples</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Marples (AKA Doterressa Paula)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/600full-poirot-screenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600full-poirot-screenshot</image:title><image:caption>Look Hastings, the carabinierie don't wear gloves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>The boys in Blue arrive</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2015-08-11-10-45-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-11 10.45.09</image:title><image:caption>My Office</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mishmash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mishmash</image:title><image:caption>Mishmash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Killer was left in charge of security</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-16T08:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/08/19/the-case-of-the-mysterious-missing-pig/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-27T13:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/08/09/the-cornflake-and-wine-diet-and-the-expat-blog-of-the-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Spaghetti, wine and the Godfather DVD</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Fruit added to the diet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc04330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04330</image:title><image:caption>Sausages with vegatables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Corn Flakes and Wine Diet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-22T18:20:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/07/29/going-to-an-italian-wedding-in-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0176</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0111</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0121</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0163.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0163</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0037</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0100</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T19:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/07/17/a-new-novel-by-veronica-di-grigoli-the-dangerously-truthful-diary-of-a-sicilian-housewife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bookcoverpreview-final-version.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 4730</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/front-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>front cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bookcoverpreview-final-version1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BookCoverPreview final version</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-23T16:54:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/friends/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-11T09:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/07/03/furbizia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/berlusconi-eyyy_1489087c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berlusconi-eyyy_1489087c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fistpump-baby-via-imgflip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/3ybgtax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible and Pecora Nera</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/0mf6d4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COSI Group</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/silvio-berlusconi-shrug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silvio-Berlusconi-Shrug</image:title><image:caption>Honest! You can trust me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-18T16:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/07/07/what-makes-expats-grumpy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1059813508_burnt_turkey_xlarge.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken marinated in a light tomato sauce</image:title><image:caption>Chicken marinated in a light tomato sauce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/newspaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in italy</image:title><image:caption>An Englishman in Italy is in the news</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T07:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/06/12/can-i-have-a-comb-over-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150508_103255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150508_103255</image:title><image:caption>The coolest of hair stylists</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/earl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earl</image:title><image:caption>The Mullet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/e787861ed3e2662ca091dd4b05179b38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e787861ed3e2662ca091dd4b05179b38</image:title><image:caption>The middle aged comb over</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/afro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>afro</image:title><image:caption>I woke up looking like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150526_131406.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150526_131406</image:title><image:caption>Beard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-16T01:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/06/10/tips-for-the-intrepid-tourist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/string-vest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>String vest</image:title><image:caption>Be yourself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/leotardo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leotardo</image:title><image:caption>White bits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/british_tourists_drunk_naked-580x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>British_Tourists_drunk_naked-580x300</image:title><image:caption>Red English tourist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/drunk-tourist-try.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk-tourist-try</image:title><image:caption>Burp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/beach-tourist-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach-tourist-pic</image:title><image:caption>How not to wear a man bag
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150608_232629.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150608_232629</image:title><image:caption>I spent the weekend eating enjoying traditional English food, KFC, Tandori Chicken and this fine Chicken curry and rice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150606_170747-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150606_170747 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Help</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150606_172527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150606_172527</image:title><image:caption>Make yourself as comfortable as you can, even if it makes others barf. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2f930aec-a995-41a9-bff6-82d41069ce9d-620x372.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2f930aec-a995-41a9-bff6-82d41069ce9d-620x372</image:title><image:caption>Only pack essential items</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150606_154909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150606_154909</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Smedhurst of Bridlington fainted with the excitement of flying with Easy Jet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-12-10T11:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/06/04/international-problem-solving-techniques/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/international-problem-solving-techniques.jpg</image:loc><image:title>International problem solving techniques</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-08T06:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/04/05/a-quiet-easter-sunday-in-the-home-of-mrs-sensible-and-pecora-nera/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-03T14:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/03/16/how-authentic-an-italian-are-you-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/schermata-10-2456940-alle-01-33-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schermata-10-2456940-alle-01.33.43</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/article-2375282-1af42330000005dc-136_634x286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2375282-1AF42330000005DC-136_634x286</image:title><image:caption>Italian shopping trolley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/marcelmarceau-telegraph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcel Marceau</image:title><image:caption>The great Marcel Marceau credit: Telegraph news </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/scopa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scopa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/man-in-marigolds-with-mop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man-in-marigolds-with-mop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150313_182857.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150313_182857</image:title><image:caption>Photo taken yesterday by yours truly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/baroquesicily-com-man-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baroquesicily.com man bag</image:title><image:caption>This is not me on holiday
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sprayer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/doc6fivad51cbr1l5mxa2my.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doc6fivad51cbr1l5mxa2my</image:title><image:caption>Mosquito farmer checking the mosquitos will be ready for the start of the season</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/13-mosquitoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13-mosquitoes</image:title><image:caption>Midnight hunt for mosquitoes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mosquito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mosquito</image:title><image:caption>Mosquito </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/castrogiovanni_italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Castrogiovanni_italy</image:title><image:caption>Look lads, this time next year we will win.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-03T11:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/03/24/finally-a-picture-of-pecora-nera-%e2%98%ba/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150210_153723.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150210_153723</image:title><image:caption>Anna On Friday</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150210_155127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150210_155127</image:title><image:caption>Here is the teacher</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150210_151326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>This girl is very clever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150210_152740.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>Slim</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150210_151909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150210_151909</image:title><image:caption>Black and white</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150210_151332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>Aren't I a handsome fellow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-30T10:17:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/03/18/the-penalties-of-not-learning-the-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_20140708_191154.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140708_191154</image:title><image:caption>Baby Sister</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T02:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/03/14/a-catastrophic-error/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wpid-panic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-panic-2.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-16T07:55:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/03/11/they-even-took-the-kitchen-sink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dsc04251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04251</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dsc03876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03876</image:title><image:caption>Our house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dsc04253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04253</image:title><image:caption>How to expand your house the italian way</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wardrobe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardrobe</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't sure what I would find when I opened the wardrobe, maybe a bedroom or maybe a lion and a witch
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fireroom_1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireroom_1000</image:title><image:caption>The boiler was a littlw out of date
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/green__black__beige_toy_play_pop_up_tent__2_sleeping_bags__camouflage_print_fabric_4_massive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tent in the lounge</image:title><image:caption>Lots of visitors from the UK camped in our lounge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/borgo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>borgo</image:title><image:caption>A nice little house but</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/empty-kitchen-2-wm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty-Kitchen-2-Wm2</image:title><image:caption>They even took the kitchen sink</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-02T21:35:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/03/05/special-offer-fish-48p-a-kilo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_115505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_115505</image:title><image:caption>Hurburt the fish in the steamer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dm2_minion_dave_020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DM2_Minion_Dave_020</image:title><image:caption>I may be a minion, but I can cook fish head pasta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_121605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_121605</image:title><image:caption>Red stuff chopped and wine within reach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_114903.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_114903</image:title><image:caption>I can chop onions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_113726.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_113726</image:title><image:caption>For the cats</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_115825.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_115825</image:title><image:caption>Only a few crispy ones 10%</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_122126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_122126</image:title><image:caption>red stuff from the fridge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_125949.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_125949</image:title><image:caption>capers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150227_132058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150227_132058</image:title><image:caption>Fish Head Pasta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-09T21:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/10/13/how-to-find-work-in-italy-or-a-warning-to-other-foolhardy-immigrants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/karate-cat-kick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Karate-Cat-Kick</image:title><image:caption>we are training our cats in Karate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_5127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5127</image:title><image:caption>The incredible Thursday Group.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rocky_horror_throne_screencap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky_Horror_throne_screencap</image:title><image:caption>She knew she was a he, I knew she was a he, the question is.. did my drunken friend know she was a he!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/berlitz-languagecentres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Berlitz-languagecentres</image:title><image:caption>5 years
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fawlty-towers-series-1-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fawlty Towers Series 1 - Front</image:title><image:caption>An Englishman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/funny_car_204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_Car_204</image:title><image:caption>Company car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/builders-bum-460_980064c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>builders-bum-460_980064c</image:title><image:caption>Builders Bum an English tradition</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sink-hole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>I became quite proficient at digging holes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-20T15:01:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/02/23/photos-of-the-day-when-stairs-are-faster-than-the-elevator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/stairs-sign2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stairs sign2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sign1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sign1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T09:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/02/16/how-pecora-nera-wooed-mrs-sensible-or-a-valentines-post-%e2%99%a5-%e2%99%a5%e2%99%a5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/doomsday-clock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doomsday clock</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera had 30 days to woo Mrs Sensible</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/yellow-pages.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow pages</image:title><image:caption>I wore out many </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/pizza-oven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza oven</image:title><image:caption>A proper pizza oven</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hair-washing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hair washing</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible at home washing her hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/pecora-nera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Pecora Nera, Mrs Sensible is washing her hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/nicola-benson-11702-brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nicola-Benson-11702-brown</image:title><image:caption>Nice but I l prefer my flip flops</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-28T11:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/02/05/mrs-sensible-peggy-sue-and-billy-brown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/home-alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>home-alone</image:title><image:caption>I knew from the look of shock
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/empty-church-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>empty-church-21</image:title><image:caption>I have been known to empty churches with my singing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/buddy_holly_peggy_sue_coral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buddy_Holly_Peggy_Sue_Coral</image:title><image:caption>Peggy Sue image Wiki</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-11T13:42:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2015/01/09/je-suis-charlie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charlie-hebdo-shooting-tribute-illustrators-cartoonists-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie-hebdo-shooting-tribute-illustrators-cartoonists-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cartoon0902.png</image:loc><image:title>cartoon0902</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/martin-rowson-17-3-2012-009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martin Rowson 17.3.2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Charlie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T12:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/12/31/the-little-house-of-horrors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie jngzeb kimpton Sarah Hudson Jamie kimpton Sarah kimpton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Kimpton Jamie yngzeb kimpton Sarah Hudson Sarah Kimpton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bedroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Kimpton Jamie yngzeb kimpton Sarah Hudson Sarah Kimpton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chest-of-drawers.png</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Kimpton Sarah Hudson Jamie yngzeb kimpton Sarah Kimpton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1239967_10202122804658514_935264916_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Kimpton Jamie yngzeb Kimpton sarah Hudson Sarah Kimpton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1926832_774803542590566_8507405454936909889_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamie Kimpton Sarah Hudson Jamie yngzeb kimpton Sarah Kimpton</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T15:04:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/12/15/no-words-needed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141210_215147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141210_215147</image:title><image:caption>Mishmash, the cat who is now down to 5 lives</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T08:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/12/09/dont-hold-your-breath-but/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steamy-shower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steamy-shower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/las_vegas_-_las_vegas_year-to-date_executive_summary_usd-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy Telecom Italia</image:title><image:caption>The highs and lows of dealing with Telecom Italia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205_153400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205_153400</image:title><image:caption>Number 13 unlucky for some everybody</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/poor-listening.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poor-listening</image:title><image:caption>In one ear and out the other</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205_114545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205_114545</image:title><image:caption>Little red van</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T21:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/11/10/telecom-italian-uffa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/i-v8dmpvg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Telecom Italia</image:title><image:caption>Boh! I give up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/telecom.png</image:loc><image:title>Telecom I</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-08T19:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/12/01/november-is-birthday-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/donk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donk2</image:title><image:caption>Fancy a holiday in Italy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/donkeysg_468x696.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donkeysG_468x696</image:title><image:caption>Blackpool donkeys, I don't think I know these young ladies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/s28916-manifesto_stufato-pdf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S28916-Manifesto_stufato.pdf</image:title><image:caption>Sagra d' donkey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141128_203251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141128_203251</image:title><image:caption>Our hosts trying to open the bottle of wine I brought
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hd650x433_wm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hd650x433_wm</image:title><image:caption>Bagna Caulda</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T05:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/10/22/a-pole-and-a-phone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dissatisfied.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dissatisfied</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_6062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6062</image:title><image:caption>Flag</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jitterbug11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jitterbug1</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera colides with the waitress as he jitterbugs to the loo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/nurse-jackie2_20110523175743.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NURSE JACKIE</image:title><image:caption>If they are armed with wet wooden spoons and needles, I might behave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jitterbug1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jitterbug1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lolz3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lolz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lolz2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lolz</image:title><image:caption>No these aren't our scabby cats nor are they Mrs Sensible's knickers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-10T09:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/10/08/a-brief-lesson-on-how-to-tell-the-time-in-italy/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-13T06:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/09/29/toxic-plastic-legs-syndrome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5956.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5956</image:title><image:caption>The Runt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (2)</image:title><image:caption>If Mr Hairy was a man, he would look like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5986.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5986</image:title><image:caption>Mr Hairy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5886</image:title><image:caption>Mish Mash after I had tried to force feed him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cattura.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toxic Plastic Leg Syndrome</image:title><image:caption>Toxic Plastic Leg Syndome </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-13T15:49:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/09/19/telecom-italia-you-have-just-got-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mrs-s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs S</image:title><image:caption>Boh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T12:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/09/16/telecom-italia-or-2-cans-and-a-bit-of-string/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phone</image:title><image:caption>Stay Connected with your loved ones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2-cans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 Cans</image:title><image:caption>The best I could hope for</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/telecom-italia-business.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Telecom-Italia-Business</image:title><image:caption>Don't phone us and we won't phone you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_20140916_094112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140916_094112</image:title><image:caption>Some people in my office are even older than me.... incredible</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-09T13:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/09/15/killer-cats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5827.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5827</image:title><image:caption>How to catch a cat, a bowl of food and some thick gloves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5860.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5860</image:title><image:caption>Checking if the washing is finished</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Feeding time with the monkeys</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5864.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5864</image:title><image:caption>Quick build breeze block house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishmaninitaly.org</image:title><image:caption>Feeding time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_5819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5819</image:title><image:caption>Danger!!! Cats in the wild</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Killer Cats</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T05:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/09/15/pecora-nera-and-mrs-sensible-now-live-at-different-addresses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/halley_orbit.gif</image:loc><image:title>Halley_orbit</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible was last proved wrong....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/poste-italia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poste italia</image:title><image:caption>The woman at our post office does not look like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fila_poste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poste Italia</image:title><image:caption>Poste Italia, as organised as anything can be in Italia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-11-11T02:36:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/08/31/the-thighs-have-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fountain</image:title><image:caption>If you slip whilst using a Turkish Toilet you will get wet. (Maria Grazia Cucinotta star of Il Postino)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>If you slip whilst using a Turkish toilet you will get get</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-09T15:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/09/01/answers-on-a-postcard-please/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-19T07:26:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/08/13/does-this-stuff-really-happen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/boxes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boxes</image:title><image:caption>Are they in the box marked Christmas?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/christmas-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas box</image:title><image:caption>Somewhere, in a box are my contact lenses, the knife sharpener and Mrs Sensible's favorite shoes   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/images2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>A monocle for each eye.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wooden-spoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wooden Spoon</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible is deadly with a wet wooden spoon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/0.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>What do you mean, where has the wall gone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/eyetest_6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eyetest_6</image:title><image:caption>With my multiple sets of glasses I looked quite sexy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-16T20:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/08/10/smelling-like-auntie-hilda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>download</image:title><image:caption>There was another reason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/6k1a5793.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6K1A5793</image:title><image:caption>Ok, I admit it, I stole this photo from Google. I was going to take a photo of our chest of draws but the smell of lavender put me off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/max470wc_grappa_bottles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>max470wc_grappa_bottles</image:title><image:caption>Grappa, I love this stuff</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/grappa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grappa</image:title><image:caption>3 or more reasons to burst into tears ... ahhh grappa!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-16T10:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/08/01/ferragosto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/not-listening.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>not-listening</image:title><image:caption>When at risk of blowing up, always place your fingers in your ears</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_3780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3780</image:title><image:caption>My favorite bar is outside the blast range</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_4903.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4903</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bombsuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BombSuit</image:title><image:caption>Boiler suit for messing with boilers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/chiuso-per-ferie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chiuso per ferie</image:title><image:caption>Ferieagosto</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-21T11:18:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/07/07/moving-house-c-o-s-i-and-my-apologies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bero</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible can cook all this with just her microwave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04119</image:title><image:caption>office up and ready</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04127</image:title><image:caption>Where is the hairdryer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T14:26:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/06/20/starvation-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cat-stretching1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cat stretching</image:title><image:caption>Pull that stomach in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cat-stretching.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cat stretching</image:title><image:caption>Pull that stomach in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/79661478.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sport/Football, circa 1890, Fred Sargent, who had a long football career dating from 1874 playing in Hertfordshire for among others St, Albans and Watford Rovers</image:title><image:caption>Ready in my Bobby Charlton Football Shorts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/prod_3_gold_stars_signs_base370_medium.png</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy Mrs Sensible</image:title><image:caption>2 Gold stars for Mrs Sensible</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-23T17:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/05/31/mrs-sensible-has-left-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>She got to wear one of these green white and red things
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat</image:title><image:caption>I stared into her green eyes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kitchen-classic-can-opener.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italyer</image:title><image:caption>If only Scooby Doo had opposing thumbs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/home-alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home Alone English man in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera &amp; Scooby Doo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/airplane_taking_off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible on the way to Sicily</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible leaving into the Sunset</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T11:13:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/05/20/mr-cretinos-family-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/out-of-order.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Out of Order</image:title><image:caption>Do not enter, minor flooding possible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mr-cretino-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr Cretino Jr</image:title><image:caption>Nurse stop  sniggering.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bearded-lady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bearded-lady</image:title><image:caption>Did Mr Cretino Jr get his looks from his mum?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/widget-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Widget 2</image:title><image:caption>Please tell me you have these little black seals... Please</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/widget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Widget</image:title><image:caption>Without this plastic widget, I would never have met the wonderful Mr Cretuno JR</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/iow1vungur0dfpgbtv0uesuvngsc2jmhisuj02snaxfg2xyp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The waterfall</image:title><image:caption>There was just a bit more water than this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mr-cretino-family-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr Cretino family tree</image:title><image:caption>Mr Cretino's Family Tree</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-31T21:22:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/05/05/sicily-v-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/driving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driving</image:title><image:caption>Driving in Sicily</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-30T09:22:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/04/22/spectacular-failure-001/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/noah.gif</image:loc><image:title>Noah</image:title><image:caption>You can cut this picture out and colour it in on a rainy day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>A well deserved hot cappuccino after a mornings work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1a</image:title><image:caption>Brown Bag Crisps Management team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/antichi-mestieri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Antichi mestieri</image:title><image:caption>The leaflet promised Dancing girls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Not only was it raining, but some fool was trying to drive down the road as we were driving up it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T13:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/04/07/pecora-nera-what-have-you-done-with-my-hairdryer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel</image:title><image:caption>Someone, anyone please switch on the light</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/brown-bag-crisps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brown-bag-crisps</image:title><image:caption>Brown Bag Crisps</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_5479.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5479</image:title><image:caption>A bank of 5 switches, we also have a bank of 3 on the other side of the settee and a bank of 4 on the other wall</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_5481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5481</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's hairdryer rescued from the box</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T10:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/02/27/how-much-is-that-pussy-in-the-window%e2%99%ab%e2%99%aa%e2%99%ab-i-do-hope-that-pussys-for-sale%e2%99%ab%e2%99%aa%e2%99%ab/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Food</image:title><image:caption>Fresh Salmon and tinned cat food
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/freedom-roll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedom Roll</image:title><image:caption>Freedom Roll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drinking</image:title><image:caption>Fish Pond</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/freedom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedom</image:title><image:caption>The first steps of freedom for Scooby Doo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gilda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gilda</image:title><image:caption>Gilda fat dog to the rescue</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_5279.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5279</image:title><image:caption>CAT</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_5280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-25T22:05:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/02/25/missing-scabby-white-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_5283.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gilda the short legged but incredibaly fat dog.</image:title><image:caption>His belly is not touching the floor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_5300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice small friendly dogs</image:title><image:caption>Nice cuddly friendly cat loving dogs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_5256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy missing cat</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-30T20:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/01/07/it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gilda</image:title><image:caption>Ask Gilda to attack an intruder and she will retire to her food bowl. Fall down the stairs with  a Christmas tree and all of a sudden it is an attack dog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5265</image:title><image:caption>Stupid plastic plate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>It just fitted through the door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas tree</image:title><image:caption>A little Christmas tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5189.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat in a box</image:title><image:caption>Finding out how large a box i will need to post Scooby Doo to a willing Blogging friend</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fubine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fubine Alessandria Italy</image:title><image:caption>Marisa outside her flower shop. Courtesy Google maps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible's Orchids</image:title><image:caption>They are not dead, they are due to flower and please don't suggest they need more water.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T10:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/contact/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-26T12:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2014/01/07/interviewed-at-sues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_5248.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/union-jack-love-seat-sofa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Union-Jack-Love-Seat-Sofa</image:title><image:caption>Sue organised a special couch for Scooby Doo and Me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fellow-blogger6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fellow-blogger6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T00:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/12/21/confess-we-have-ways-of-making-you-talk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_51791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo machiavellian cat</image:title><image:caption>Out in the cold and the rain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_5179.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5179</image:title><image:caption>Outside in the cold and the rain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/italy-blogger-square.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italy-blogger-square</image:title><image:caption>Cool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ritz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ritz</image:title><image:caption>Another food item I love
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/confession1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>confession</image:title><image:caption>Who did it? Was it YOU?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T07:40:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/12/09/8-things-about-a-black-sheep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wsa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wsa1</image:title><image:caption>Woman's Skirt Award</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/scooby-doo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo lives in a box in the garage. Although he is not completely happy with this arrangement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/flown-a-plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera in a plane</image:title><image:caption>Fortunately I didn't decide to fly for an airline.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pecora-nera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>Ah! I am sorry Miss Sensible isn't working tonight, try again tomorrow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/black-sheep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Sheep</image:title><image:caption>Painful </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drowning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drowning</image:title><image:caption>My very first swimming lesson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/titanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera sinks at Nottingham Regatta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/afro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera Afro</image:title><image:caption>Never get your hair cut at a party.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-29T20:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/12/18/christmas-truce-scooby-doo-and-gilda-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_5158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5158</image:title><image:caption>Clearly the fat dog likes cat food</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_4883-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The great cat chase</image:title><image:caption>The great cat chase</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_5152.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fat dog</image:title><image:caption>Yo! Fat dog, you are supposed to chase the cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_5132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat and dog truce</image:title><image:caption>Gilda and Scooby Doo enjoying a romantic meal together</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gilda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gilda</image:title><image:caption>Gilda in trouble yet again </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cattura.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NHS Supplies</image:title><image:caption>I am patiently waiting for NHS Supplies to come and collect their cat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T18:59:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/12/10/mrs-sensible-pecora-nera-featured-on-internations-org/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Expat in Italy</image:title><image:caption>The spare bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/italy_pecora_nera_and_mrs_sensible_englishman_in_italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy_Pecora_Nera_and_Mrs_Sensible_Englishman_in_Italy</image:title><image:caption>Sunny Italy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-27T17:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/10/16/180/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/21phtwhkv0l-_sl500_aa300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21phtwHkv0L._SL500_AA300_</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/301602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30160</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/301601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30160</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/30160.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30160</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/75500x45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>75500x45</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/70140-nsw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>70140-NSW</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/70139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>70139</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/75540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>75540</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/75530.jpg</image:loc><image:title>75530</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/75130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>75130</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T18:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/11/20/pecora-nera-mrs-sensible-and-a-nude-selfie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pecora-nera-mrs-sensible-in-the-nude.png</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera &amp; Mrs Sensible in the nude</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera &amp; Mrs Sensible in the nude</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/selfie_girl_arrested600x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>selfie_girl_arrested600x400</image:title><image:caption>One of the few completely dressed 'selfies' on google </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T10:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/04/18/summer-skiing-in-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nordic-ski-walking-clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Summer skiing englishman in italy</image:title><image:caption>Summer skiing englishman in italy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/6-summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Summer skiiing Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Summer skiiing Englishman in Italy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/5-summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 Summer skiing Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Summer Skiing in your garden</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/4-summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4 Summer Skiing Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Skiing on the beach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/3-summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 Summer Skiing Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Learners on a nursery slope.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/2-summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 Summer Skiing Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Skiing in wellies is perfectly acceptable </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1-summer-skiing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Summer skiing Englishman in Italy</image:title><image:caption>Summer Skiing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T10:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/11/27/on-the-twelve-day-of-christmas-mrs-sensible-gave-to-me-%e2%99%ab%e2%99%ab%e2%99%aa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1-scooby-doo-in-a-fig-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1 scooby doo in a fig tree</image:title><image:caption>This is the best picture I could take, Scooby Doo was not interested in being a model.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/2-fat-dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 fat dogs</image:title><image:caption>Two fat dogs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/3-scary-trees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 scary trees</image:title><image:caption>I hasten to add, Italians aren't scared of trees. Only us poor Englishmen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/4-gatwick-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4 gatwick police</image:title><image:caption>Hello hello hello, what's all this then, Mrs Sensible's mum with a big pen knife?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/5-elephants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 elephants</image:title><image:caption>5 Pink Elephants</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/6-geese-a-laying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6 geese a laying</image:title><image:caption>6 geese a laying, ish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/7-summer-skiers-a-sking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7 summer skiers a sking</image:title><image:caption>7 Summer skiers a sking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/8-scary-snakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8 scary snakes</image:title><image:caption>8 scary snakes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/9-bottles-of-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9 bottles of wine</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas to every one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/10-driving-licences.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10 driving licences</image:title><image:caption>I should have asked Mrs Sensible in the first place, it would have saved a lot of time with Mr Cretino</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T11:55:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/09/17/an-open-letter-to-mr-simon-tse-chief-executive-dvla/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/message-in-a-bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>message in a bottle</image:title><image:caption>Quicker than Poste Italia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/farce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farce</image:title><image:caption>Opera</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T13:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/11/02/why-does-mrs-sensible-buy-cat-food-when-we-dont-have-a-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4847</image:title><image:caption>Way to go Scooby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4887</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo escapes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4886</image:title><image:caption>As Scooby Doo disappears around the house, Gilda deliberatey tries to hamper Lilas efforts </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4885.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4885</image:title><image:caption>The final furlong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4884.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4884</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo widens the gap and heads for the garden fence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4883</image:title><image:caption>Gilda the short legged and incredibly fat dog overtakes the Lilla</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4882.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4882</image:title><image:caption>Run rabbit run erh cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4881.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4881</image:title><image:caption>Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it superman? No Its Scoooobbbbyyyyy DOOOO</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4880</image:title><image:caption>Scooby Doo tests the water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_4878.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4878</image:title><image:caption>Lila arrives and Gilda tries to reach the cat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T21:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/10/27/hunger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pecora-nera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>sd</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-03T00:10:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/10/20/forced-to-eat-vegetables/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_4817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4817</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's Cabbage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cabbage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabbage</image:title><image:caption>Cabbage, it is green its healthy and good for you. Uh huh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-26T17:59:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/10/19/whats-small-pink-and-takes-8-months-to-arrive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/how-to-convert-a-uk-driving-licence-to-an-italian-driving-licence-for-dummies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How to convert a UK driving licence to an Italian driving licence for dummies</image:title><image:caption>My new book, available from all good book shops</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/italian-licence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ITALIAN DRIVING LICENCE</image:title><image:caption>Small pink and takes 8 months</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/question-mark-pink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Question-Mark-pink</image:title><image:caption>No Mrs Sensible is not pregnant.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T11:23:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/10/14/the-face-behind-the-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/old-people-fb-cartoon2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera and Mrs Sensible</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera and Mrs Sensible check the latest comments</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T06:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/10/13/mrs-sensible-vs-ipercoop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gorilla-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorilla-mask</image:title><image:caption>He glared from behind the  tins of tuna</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible</image:title><image:caption>Keep calm Mrs Sensible is a maths teacher....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gmf-goose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GMF goose</image:title><image:caption>We followed Mrs Sensible in an orderly procession </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/german_woman_drinking_beer-t2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>german_woman_drinking_beer-t2</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible said she looked like a German woman. So I saw beer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/l_130065jap-446x423.jpg</image:loc><image:title>L_130065jap-446x423</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dissatisfied.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dissatisfied</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible was most unhappy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T18:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/10/11/i-have-quit-the-booze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shrek_3_-_cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shrek_3_-_cat</image:title><image:caption>I know Mrs Sensible loves me, really she does.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/judo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>judo</image:title><image:caption>Basta basta I can breathe honestly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/brontosaurus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brontosaurus</image:title><image:caption>I am sure my Italian doc  said I had brontosaurus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/medicine-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medicine man</image:title><image:caption>My Doctor is not quite like this, but then again..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T10:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/02/07/no-comment/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-09T11:24:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/09/18/i-am-a-domestic-goddess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pasta-bake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pasta bake</image:title><image:caption>I didn't burn it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jacques_468x454.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacques_468x454</image:title><image:caption>Oh Matron!!  she knows how to tuck in your corners</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bun-in-the-oven-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bun-in-the-oven-t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>A bun in the oven (a colloquial saying)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chippendales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chippendales</image:title><image:caption>If I upload a pic of Dita van whatever her name is I thought it only fair to upload the chippendales</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dita-von-teese-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dita-von-teese-8</image:title><image:caption>I am not doing the stockings or the negligee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/berlusconi-michelle-obama-638x425.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berlusconi michelle obama</image:title><image:caption>Mr Berlusconi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/domestic-goddess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Domestic Goddess</image:title><image:caption>Housework is easy peezi lemon squeezie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T10:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/09/05/nebbiolo-barone-di-san-pietro/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-05T14:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/31/the-whirling-dervish-from-vileda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_4717.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand assisted mop</image:title><image:caption>Hand assisted mop</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1_5126d6b2a3087.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vileda Whirling Dervish</image:title><image:caption>Vileda Whirling Dervish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mittens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mittens</image:title><image:caption>The usual present</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mxigcm64adbgmq55zoskuoa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whoo whoo</image:title><image:caption>Whoo whooo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/232340870.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Train</image:title><image:caption>Whooo whooo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T18:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/27/just-another-tuesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/food-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Food (2)</image:title><image:caption>Dog meat pasta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zig-zag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zig zag</image:title><image:caption>I forgot to give him the can of Zig Zag until it was too late</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ladder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ladder</image:title><image:caption>A rather long ladder</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sisterhood-of-the-world-bloggers-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisterhood-of-the-world-bloggers-award</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's blog award</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/euro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny Money</image:title><image:caption>Bring back Sterling</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T18:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/24/click-oops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/our-hen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our hen</image:title><image:caption>If it wakes me up again at the weekend we will have a talk over Sunday dinner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/g2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>Click, oops</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T19:14:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/19/bloggers-european-bunfight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stamp-feet_1613113i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stamp-feet_1613113i</image:title><image:caption>Stamp your feet and shout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cactus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cactus</image:title><image:caption>Spring flowers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-travolta-saturday-night-fever-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOHN TRAVOLTA SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER (1)</image:title><image:caption>A little tea party</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/barack-michelle-obama-queen-elizabeth-state-dinner-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BESTPIX  US President Barack Obama Visits The UK - Day One</image:title><image:caption>A light lunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/awards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Awards</image:title><image:caption>Awards we will try to get Charlize Theron </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T21:29:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/17/its-black-frock-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/la-pecora-nera-copia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecora nera award</image:title><image:caption>The Blacksheep Award</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T16:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/13/as-easy-as-abc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sovrana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sovrana</image:title><image:caption>Sovrana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/abc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abc</image:title><image:caption>As easy as ABC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T21:34:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/08/13/you-have-visitors-coming-ok-then-i-will-huff-and-puff-and-blow-your-garden-to-bits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_4583.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4583</image:title><image:caption>This photo does NOT do these stupid windows justice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_4564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4564</image:title><image:caption>I will huff and puff and blow your shed away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_4582.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4582</image:title><image:caption>Big and baggy, just like grannies knickers </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bagpipes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bagpipes</image:title><image:caption>A strange sound came from the chimney </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_4558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italian pot plants</image:title><image:caption>As designed by Isabel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-13T05:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/07/22/this-post-will-self-destruct-in-48-hours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/220px-carta_identita_italiana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Carta_identita_italiana</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/happy-birthday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Birthday</image:title><image:caption>A day to remember</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pooh_think.gif</image:loc><image:title>pooh_think</image:title><image:caption>A really hard think</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pecora-nera-in-trouble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora nera in trouble</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera in trouble</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T08:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/07/20/yoo-hoo-i-am-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/yorkshire-tea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yorkshire tea</image:title><image:caption>My two favourite drinks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/570451_1000_1_800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>570451_1000_1_800</image:title><image:caption>Plasticine, not to be mistaken for Semtex</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_4177.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4177</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_4545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scopa</image:title><image:caption>Some of us are naturally lucky, and some of us have 2 gold sevens in our hand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-22T08:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/06/20/a-dedicated-follower-of-fashion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_00000012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_00000012</image:title><image:caption>High fashion at Milan airport</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cutaway2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutaway2011</image:title><image:caption>My next business suit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/olasul-swim-2011-swell-suits-miami-2011-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-swim-runway-mens-swimwear-trends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hunky Men</image:title><image:caption>Hunky men with six packs, for the female bloggers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/old-biddie-on-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old biddie on bike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/canali-spring-summer-2013-004-350x525.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canali-spring-summer-2013-004-350x525</image:title><image:caption>Canali Spring Summer 2013</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T13:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/06/18/a-black-sheep-on-a-motorbike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>A great set of Guys</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img-20130615-00167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20130615-00167</image:title><image:caption>The snow plough had cleared the road</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/prost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oktoberfest.</image:title><image:caption>Oktoberfest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img-20130615-00159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>No chance of a six pack</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biker Helmet</image:title><image:caption>Helmets that don't steam up</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-28T07:57:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/06/11/stefano-cucca-the-sardinian-man-who-left-his-home-to-bicycle-around-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-12T09:04:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/06/07/weekly-photo-challenge-fleeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/file1357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>File1357</image:title><image:caption>Crop dusting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-18T12:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/06/04/weekly-photo-challenge-the-sign-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/zebra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zebra</image:title><image:caption>Don't use a pedestrian crossing to cross, </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/senso-unico.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Senso Unico</image:title><image:caption>One way only.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-28T08:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/05/28/blackberry-a-lesson-in-customer-service-italians-please-pay-attention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/playbook-pecora-nera-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Playbook Pecora Nera 2</image:title><image:caption>I watch movies while I cook, Please note, the playbook stand in use is not a Blackberry authorised stand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/german-national-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German national team</image:title><image:caption>Honest I did a google search for German efficiency and this came up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2735213076_3ea2bf8945_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2735213076_3ea2bf8945_o</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible is a bit camera shy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/playbook-pecora-nera1-e1369730923175.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Playbook Pecora Nera</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/playbook-pecora-nera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Playbook Pecora Nera</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-06T14:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/05/20/no-comment-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italian-customer-service.jpg</image:loc><image:title>www.englishmaninitaly.org</image:title><image:caption>Italian Customer Service</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T14:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/05/14/84-kilos-and-counting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/seca-745_725baby_380x600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seca-745_725baby_380x600</image:title><image:caption>My scales are posh, but this is a better picture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_00000473.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_00000473</image:title><image:caption>My favourite biscuits and Chocolate. Did you know Fiesta bars are 8% alcohol?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orange-scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange scale</image:title><image:caption>Fandongo Scales</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/magnum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magnum</image:title><image:caption>Tasty but 15.5 grams of fat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T06:19:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/05/09/read-help-and-criticise/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-13T18:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/04/22/it-is-monday-morning-and-i-really-need-a-bacon-butty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img-20130422-00077.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EnglishmaninItaly.org</image:title><image:caption>Just bust my glasses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_2024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pizza Diavola</image:title><image:caption>Pizza Diavola</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bacon-butty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bacon Butty</image:title><image:caption>I really need a bacon butty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_1502.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red Cross Parcel</image:title><image:caption>Red Cross Parcel</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-15T12:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/04/03/a-mother-in-law-a-pen-knife-and-the-airport-police/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/handcuffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handcuffs</image:title><image:caption>Any more trouble from you and...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pinocchio_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinocchio_1</image:title><image:caption>I am bi lingual</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rsnn1125dn-280_528931a.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Policeman with the penknife</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/large-twin-strap-ostrich-shoulder-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large-twin-strap-ostrich-shoulder-bag</image:title><image:caption>My Hand bag?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/q-3acsb-queen-pocket-knife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Penknife</image:title><image:caption>Penknife</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/marcel-marceau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcel Marceau</image:title><image:caption>Marcel Marceau </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T13:43:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/30/580/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-30T10:06:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/27/a-video-paints-a-few-thousand-words/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-03T15:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/25/who-am-i-expat-immigrant-or-zingero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/punka_wallah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punka_wallah</image:title><image:caption>Gin and Tonic plus a Punka Walla</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T03:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/09/07/workaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/large-logo3.png</image:loc><image:title>Large Logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T11:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/23/solipsism-or-am-i-a-figment-of-my-own-imagination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pecora-nera-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera House</image:title><image:caption>My house exists</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/expat-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Expat Eye</image:title><image:caption>useful advice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/miss-jean-brodie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miss Jean Brodie</image:title><image:caption>Miss Jean Brodie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/good-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Good Life</image:title><image:caption>The Good Life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jewel-in-the-crown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jewel in the crown</image:title><image:caption>Jewel in the crown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bramwell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bramwell</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible likes British Costume Dramas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T17:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/19/oh-how-the-mighty-have-fallen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_3399.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3399</image:title><image:caption>Automatic, don't make me laugh. they can't even spell it correctly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/statuedavid1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StatueDavid1</image:title><image:caption>Credits to Michelangelo. I think he was Italian</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_3396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3396</image:title><image:caption>If you look carefully you can see the wolf across the road </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_3391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3391</image:title><image:caption>Gilda in the dog house</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T19:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/09/26/wine-whine-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_2997.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My favourite wine in 200 year old bottles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_13872.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wine tasting with friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_13871.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1387</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T18:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/01/23/crying-into-my-cappuccino/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fedex-italy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fedex Italy</image:title><image:caption>Fedex Italy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/france-fedex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>France Fedex</image:title><image:caption>Fedex France</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/germany-fedex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Germany Fedex</image:title><image:caption>Germany Fedex</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/china.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fedex China</image:title><image:caption>Fedex China</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/taiwan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fedex Taiwan</image:title><image:caption>Fedex Taiwan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fedex_912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FedEx_912</image:title><image:caption>Fedex</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-20T09:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/13/hospital-bingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pee-bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee bottle</image:title><image:caption>Pee bottle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_00000171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_00000171</image:title><image:caption>Hospital Bingo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/petrol-can.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A little Sample</image:title><image:caption>A little sample</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_00000169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ticket Machine</image:title><image:caption>The wonderful ticket machine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T23:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/03/07/mrs-sensible-is-her-name-and-teaching-is-her-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Drinkwater</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_00000373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_00000373</image:title><image:caption>I know I shouldn't have taken this picture. But would you have believed me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible is in this crowd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Teachers in Turin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spock</image:title><image:caption>ilogical Captain</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T14:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/02/26/a-little-summer-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alice-march-hare-mad-hatter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinnerr</image:title><image:caption>Spag bog or meat balls</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T13:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/02/13/pancake-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3369.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BE-RO</image:title><image:caption>1956 BE-RO Home recipes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3371</image:title><image:caption>At last a picture of Mrs Sensible</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T08:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/02/12/poo-poohed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1451</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pecora Nera One</image:title><image:caption>Pecora Nera One</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hens-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hens 2</image:title><image:caption>Hens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hens</image:title><image:caption>Hens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Road</image:title><image:caption>Snow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pug</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensibles Car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rugs</image:title><image:caption>Frozen rugs, pure rug no horse meat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T15:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/02/06/weekly-photo-challenge-unique/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Lucy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/veronica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veronica</image:title><image:caption>Veronica a Unique little girl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car</image:title><image:caption>Balloon Car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tree-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tree 2</image:title><image:caption>Mr Tree
Englishman in Italy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T09:34:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/02/04/lost-your-password-silly-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/password.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Password</image:title><image:caption>Twit form</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-09T12:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/01/29/watch-the-birdie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gown-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NHS GOWN</image:title><image:caption>NHS GOWN</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-08T06:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/01/28/439/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-29T10:10:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/11/07/truffles-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/airedale_bow_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airedale</image:title><image:caption>Sniffer dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lila-gilda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lila &amp; Gilda</image:title><image:caption>Lila &amp; Gilda.. the photo doesn't do justice to Lila's belly </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/black-truffles-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Truffles</image:title><image:caption>Black Truffles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-25T12:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/11/23/a-sensible-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/te1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible's receipt </image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's receipt </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/maria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria Grazia cucinotta il postino</image:title><image:caption>Maria Grazia cucinotta il postino</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tamoil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My receipt</image:title><image:caption>My receipt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/te.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensible's receipt  </image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's receipt  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tamoil-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Garage, as you can see sometimes it is not sunny in Italy</image:title><image:caption>My Garage, as you can see sometimes it is not sunny in Italy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_33331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not unlike a Dalek.</image:title><image:caption>Not unlike a Dalek.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/clothing_wildland_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Protective Clothes. PS This is not Mrs Sensible.</image:title><image:caption>Protective Clothes. PS This is not Mrs Sensible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_3333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The garage attendant</image:title><image:caption>The garage attendant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_33321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3332</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible can't buy important things like chocolates, sweets or drinks because no one works here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/te-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TE (2)</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Sensible's Garage TE. €1.69 a litre</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-22T16:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/11/27/self-medicating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lucozade.png</image:loc><image:title>lucozade</image:title><image:caption>All an Englishman needs when he is ill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hypodermicneedle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HypodermicNeedle</image:title><image:caption>Big pointy needle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-25T12:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/12/21/spag-bog-at-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_00000176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_00000176</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spag-bog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spag bog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/panettoneonnewyears2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panettoneonnewyears2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-25T12:42:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/12/07/an-english-lesson-on-how-to-swear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/swear-word.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swear-word</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-21T20:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/01/25/sicily-malta-string-and-a-little-bit-of-sticky-back-plastic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/italian-connection-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italian connection</image:title><image:caption>Italian Connection</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/connector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Malta's electrical cable</image:title><image:caption>Malta's electrical cable</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T14:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/01/25/rabbit-pizza-or-starve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/slab-of-pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pizza</image:title><image:caption>They didn't look as nice as this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rabbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fluffy bunny</image:title><image:caption>Fluffy bunny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-30T17:34:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2013/01/10/its-flipping-cold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/window.jpg</image:loc><image:title>window</image:title><image:caption>Photo taken when decorating, not whilst streaking to the shower</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/halogen-heater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halogen Heater</image:title><image:caption>One of two heaters to help warm the house</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-12T14:18:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/11/11/vicious-snake-attacks-defenceless-women-in-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/the-snake-was-badly-mauled-by-gilda-so-this-is-the-best-i-can-do2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The snake was badly mauled by Gilda so this is the best I can do</image:title><image:caption>The snake was badly mauled by Gilda so this is the best I can do</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mrs-sensibles-mother-discussing-the-graveside-military-honors-include-the-firing-of-three-volleys1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensibles Mother discussing the graveside military honors include the firing of three volleys</image:title><image:caption>The mother of Mrs Sensibles discussing the graveside military honors include firing a volley over the grave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dodge-viper-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dodge Viper 1</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't find a picture of a Vipera aspis. But this is a Dodge Viper and it will have to do</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dodge-viper-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dodge Viper 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/the-snake-was-badly-mauled-by-gilda-so-this-is-the-best-i-can-do1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The snake was badly mauled by Gilda so this is the best I can do</image:title><image:caption>The snake was badly mauled by Gilda so this is the best I can do</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mrs-sensibles-mother-discussing-the-graveside-military-honors-include-the-firing-of-three-volleys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Sensibles Mother discussing the graveside military honors include the firing of three volleys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/the-snake-was-badly-mauled-by-gilda-so-this-is-the-best-i-can-do.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The snake was badly mauled by Gilda so this is the best I can do</image:title><image:caption>The snake was badly mauled by Gilda so this is the best I can do</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dog-was-this-big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog was this big</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T10:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/11/07/italian-customer-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/10-cod-fish-fingers-flat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10-COD-FISH-FINGERS-FLAT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/10-cod-fish-fingers-flat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fish Fingers</image:title><image:caption>Fish Fingers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/madisonpeach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peach</image:title><image:caption>Peach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T06:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/09/10/lorto-and-fairies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/file1381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>File1381</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_2131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2131</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_3096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3096</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_3098.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3098</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-11T23:05:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/2012/09/10/back-to-skool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://englishmaninitaly.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/english_italian_dictionary1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Englishman in 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