I have to tell you I am crying into my glass of wine, I have just received two E mails from the Prefettura in Alessandria, allegedly they are processing my application for Italian citizenship.
The first E mail I successfully translated with the help of Google, it went something like this.
Dear Pecora Nera,
Please come to our office on the second floor, on the 9th November at 10.30. Bring originals of the documents you submitted on line.
I was so happy I nearly kissed the cat.
And then I opened the second E mail and as Google translated the document, I nearly kicked the cat.
Dear Pecora Nera,
Please apostille stamp your documents and it is necessary to provide your police certificate.
After talking to the prefettura (I used my neighbour for this) we found out the police certificate she wanted, should be issued by Malta. Did I mention I was born in Malta and moved to the UK when I was 8 months old?
Obviously this is going to delay my application. I hope the Maltese authorities are not aware of my juvenile crime spree and will certify I was a good boy for the 8 months that I lived there.
Digging through my mother’s photo album, I found a couple more photos of my time in Malta
Today I have sent my documents issued by the UK government back to them with a request that they validate them with a rubber stamp.
I have also E mailed Malta to ask if they provide criminal certificates for 8 month old babies.
Citizenship part 1
Citizenship part 2
I am sure there will be a part 3 & 4
Did you even think for one second that this process would be easy? I hope at least Malta can reply quickly and efficiently so that you can continue to enjoy the wonderful Italian red-tape. If I pay you in wine, could you also apply for mine whilst you’re at it? NB. If you kick Susie Stupid Pussy Cat or Mishmash, I will personally come and take a dump in your shoe next to Mishmash’s.
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Hi Emma, I didn’t think it would be easy after all this is Italy. My UK criminal check covers me for the past 10 years which incidentally I have been living in Italy and the Malta check, will cover me for the first 8 months of my life…..
Ps, I will send you a breakdown of my charges, I accept both wine and grappa.
Mishmash is not a cat to tangle with, she chases and terrorises the local dogs
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I laughed nervously whilst reading your post – I am waiting for news from the French Prefecture, aka Evil Queen CERFA’s Palace, for my own application. Incidentally, they didn’t ask for an Apostille for the UK.
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It’s all a bit mad really, my police check needs to be sent to a solicitor to be certified, returned to me and then sent to the Foreign Office to be stamped.
My birth certificate would be a nightmare to try and forge, I bet I could create my own apostille stamp easy enough
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You really are a mess but in a good way. 🙂 If you don’t know how to do anything else, you have mastered the art of photo shopping or is it photo chopping or chipping, or altering? Oh well I have no idea. Maybe it’s photo-messing.
Gee the Italians take their time. I wonder if they ever get in a hurry? It seems that you have been trying for a very long time to get your “Italian papers.”
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Life is complicated in Belle Italia. Especially when it involves government offices.
I have only just got myself back on the health service after being thrown off it 6 years ago
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That is good news. I am glad you now have health service and hopefully you’ll not need it for a very long time.
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They will probably boot me off it again
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Really? Are you serious? That is not democratic nor fair.
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But very Italian
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aha! i knew i recognized you from somewhere!
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OMG! The idea of all this paperwork has given me a mental papercut! Hope everything goes smoothly!
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I have an appointment this week 😱
Even though I am still collecting documents and official stamps
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