Mrs S cleaned up the squidgy. I refused because I think the cats should live outside in the rain and the snow. I allowed the cats in the house because Mrs S said there was a fair chance I might end up living outside in the rain and the snow.
He doesn’t LOOK scabby and naughty. He looks the picture of innocence! Perhaps you have him all wrong. Might have been a disgruntled telephone company worker.
If Mishmash is a boy it could benefit from a small operation at the veterinarian … and a visit as well to see what might be wrong. Cats do not do squidgies on the floor unless something is not right in their health or in their lives – but I know that you take good care of these two felines – so maybe affection rivalry is at play ?? …
Hi V.
Mrs S buys a good brand of kitten food, I think it might just have been an off day. However if Mishmash does it again, I will seriously consider some sort of operation.
Neutering is done regularly here in the US and it makes for much more tranquil male cats and dogs, less roaming, no fights, and longer life. The females also live longer, they are never physically stressed by giving birth repeatedly. On the males the surgery is almost invisible, you can hardly tell. I think that Europe lags behind in this.
NOT clever, PN. Now tell me what the cat did. 😀 No, seriously. If it’s really squidgy then Misk mash has mashed up innards, maybe if he/she drank milk? (cats are lactose intolerant – the only time my cat did that it was because my neighbour was giving him saucers of milk).
I think it was a revenge squidgy. Mrs S and I were watching a film when a noxious cloud appeared. I accidentally looked at Mrs S, with just a trace of suspicion in my eyes. She exclaimed that it wasn’t her and I knew it wasn’t me.
The cat that nearly caused a domestic… sat purring next to us. So I took the cat to one side to discuss the consequences of farting in the house.
When I returned to the sofa and Mrs Sensible (who was still indignant and bristling a little) the cat wandered into the kitchen and left a message.
To be honest I don’t know how squidgy it was because I refused to get too close. The cat stiil occasionally farts and I know not to blame Mrs Sensible.
Hi Sarah. There were 5 savage kittens at the back of my garage. Mrs S picked one and I picked another, the remaining cats we found homes for. Unfortunately my cat is well….. a bad kitty. Mrs Sensible’s cat purrs and is well behaved mine is pure naughty and if it managed to get upstairs I am sure ut would leave a squidgy just ti show it out foxed me
Years ago I adopted a cat named Pinto….they said it was because she was full of beans….which tends to be a way of saying she likes to get into trouble. Well, we soon found out that is not why she got that name. She was a wonderful loving cat but would be sitting quietly on your lap and there would be the most horrible smell. It didn’t help to banish her outside as the smell was already there. We tried changing her food and nothing worked. Even took her to the vet but he could find nothing wrong. Seems some cats, like people, are prone to smelly gas. She never left a squidgy though.
So Mishmash having gotten psychic lessons from Scooby Doo is keeping up the harassment of the black sheep!
Oh get over it, Pec! The cat is an animal with fewer brain cells which means that we as humans are supposed to be superior and not make messes. I think sometimes it might be the other way around. Pets are good but they have accidents the same as toddlers and even grown people.
I’m glad that you are still living in a warm house and the cat/s as well. Just put out more litter boxes and keep them clean
Mmm although I have met some humans who appear to have fewer brain cells than Mishmash.
Fortunately Mrs S is in charge of litter boxes and pooper scooping
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This is one bad kitty,
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Luckily cats have nine lives!!! ;-), just sorry we don’t!! 😦
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I am not sure I could go through another 8 lives…..
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Ooops! Bad decisions, Mishmash.
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Mrs Sensible didn’t even reach for the wooden spoon.
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Is she on tranquilisers? Who cleaned up the squidgy?
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Mrs S cleaned up the squidgy. I refused because I think the cats should live outside in the rain and the snow. I allowed the cats in the house because Mrs S said there was a fair chance I might end up living outside in the rain and the snow.
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That was going to be my question 😉
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Well, of course (s)he did…….. who could resist that adorable face?!!!
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We have 2 cats, Ruthie who is as good as gold and belongs to Mrs Sensible and Mishmash who allegedly belongs to me, he is one bad pussy cat
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Is a “squidgy” what I think it is?
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Sure is. That is why I am surprised the cat is still alive.
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I should say Mishmash is VERY lucky not to have been banished now, to the cat equivalent of a kennel (or Coventry).
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We think he is suffering from ADS attention deficit syndrome or ADHD attention deficit & hyperactive
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Ot NCS naughty cat syndrome
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Aw, how cute 😉
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It is a very scabby and naughty cat
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He doesn’t LOOK scabby and naughty. He looks the picture of innocence! Perhaps you have him all wrong. Might have been a disgruntled telephone company worker.
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Ah ha that explains everything. He used to work for Telecom Italia in an earlier life.
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What an irresistible face. 🙂
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It looks like butter wouldn’t melt in it’s mouth doesn’t it.
it is almost as bad as Scooby Doo the white cat that lived with us at the last house
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If Mishmash is a boy it could benefit from a small operation at the veterinarian … and a visit as well to see what might be wrong. Cats do not do squidgies on the floor unless something is not right in their health or in their lives – but I know that you take good care of these two felines – so maybe affection rivalry is at play ?? …
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Hi V.
Mrs S buys a good brand of kitten food, I think it might just have been an off day. However if Mishmash does it again, I will seriously consider some sort of operation.
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Neutering is done regularly here in the US and it makes for much more tranquil male cats and dogs, less roaming, no fights, and longer life. The females also live longer, they are never physically stressed by giving birth repeatedly. On the males the surgery is almost invisible, you can hardly tell. I think that Europe lags behind in this.
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NOT clever, PN. Now tell me what the cat did. 😀 No, seriously. If it’s really squidgy then Misk mash has mashed up innards, maybe if he/she drank milk? (cats are lactose intolerant – the only time my cat did that it was because my neighbour was giving him saucers of milk).
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I think it was a revenge squidgy. Mrs S and I were watching a film when a noxious cloud appeared. I accidentally looked at Mrs S, with just a trace of suspicion in my eyes. She exclaimed that it wasn’t her and I knew it wasn’t me.
The cat that nearly caused a domestic… sat purring next to us. So I took the cat to one side to discuss the consequences of farting in the house.
When I returned to the sofa and Mrs Sensible (who was still indignant and bristling a little) the cat wandered into the kitchen and left a message.
To be honest I don’t know how squidgy it was because I refused to get too close. The cat stiil occasionally farts and I know not to blame Mrs Sensible.
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Not good, squidgies in the kitchen, not good. Not good on the duvet either, which is where my cat exacts revenge when I go away, the little sod!
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Hi Sarah. There were 5 savage kittens at the back of my garage. Mrs S picked one and I picked another, the remaining cats we found homes for. Unfortunately my cat is well….. a bad kitty. Mrs Sensible’s cat purrs and is well behaved mine is pure naughty and if it managed to get upstairs I am sure ut would leave a squidgy just ti show it out foxed me
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Years ago I adopted a cat named Pinto….they said it was because she was full of beans….which tends to be a way of saying she likes to get into trouble. Well, we soon found out that is not why she got that name. She was a wonderful loving cat but would be sitting quietly on your lap and there would be the most horrible smell. It didn’t help to banish her outside as the smell was already there. We tried changing her food and nothing worked. Even took her to the vet but he could find nothing wrong. Seems some cats, like people, are prone to smelly gas. She never left a squidgy though.
So Mishmash having gotten psychic lessons from Scooby Doo is keeping up the harassment of the black sheep!
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Unfortunately it farts like a trooper.
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Maybe investment in a couple of gas masks?
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Are you sure it was the cat PN ? 😉 Wine does strange things !
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🙂 Hi Ralph. It wasn’t me, that is for sure
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Poveriinooo… did he left a christmas present?
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Poverriiino… he left you a Christmas present…
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And she didn’t even bother to wrap it.
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Never heard the word ‘squidgy’ before, but it’s a true onomatopoeia!
Hysterical post, as always!
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Thanks Lia. Its the comments that make the post funny
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😃😃😃 your words give me a big smile
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Oh get over it, Pec! The cat is an animal with fewer brain cells which means that we as humans are supposed to be superior and not make messes. I think sometimes it might be the other way around. Pets are good but they have accidents the same as toddlers and even grown people.
I’m glad that you are still living in a warm house and the cat/s as well. Just put out more litter boxes and keep them clean
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Mmm although I have met some humans who appear to have fewer brain cells than Mishmash.
Fortunately Mrs S is in charge of litter boxes and pooper scooping
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Oh, such bad kitties shouldn’t be able to live to tell the tale as if nothing had happened! 😀
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How come this kitty gets away with everything? Brainwashing powers?
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