We have been invaded by a pride of killer cats.
Killer Cats
I spotted the pride of killer cats living under my garage. After the fun and games we had with Scooby Doo I made a vow never to have another manky, scabby cat living with us. Unfortunately Mrs Sensible also spotted the cats and I was ordered to catch one to take up the position of resident mouse and lizard catcher.
So armed with a bowl and some food I went of on the dangerous mission of cat catcher.
Danger!!! Cats in the wild
I successfully caught the stupid hairy cat, and took him to Mrs S who said he was nice but she really wanted the little ginger cat, so I went back to try and catch him or her (who knows if they are male or female).
How to catch a cat, a bowl of food and some thick gloves
We now had 2 cats, the big furry cat and a very, very timid ginger cat. Mrs Sensible’s timid cat sat in the corner shook, meowed and totally ignored the milk and sardines that Mrs S had prepared, the hairy cat, on the other hand was scoffing the lot.
Quick build apartments.
I thought Mrs S would be disappointed with her scabby ginger cat, so I went in search of a more lovable cat for her.
Feeding time in the tiger enclosure
When I went back to the garage the other cats were meowing and going nuts… So I took them all, I thought Mrs S could choose the cat she wanted and I would return the others.
48 hours later we still have all 5 cats. 4 of the cats have learnt how to go to the litter tray, scratch around and pee or do a number 2. My hairy cat has also learnt to go to the litter tray and scratch around, he them walks of the litter tray and pees on the floor, I guess it was to be expected.
Checking if the washing is finished
So we now have 5 kittens.
Mr Hairy (my cat)
Ginger (Mrs Sensible’s cat)
And three cats that are free to a good or bad home
Houdini, Mish Mash and Runt
Englishman in Italy 
Aww, they all look adorable! And now you’ve got one big happy family š
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I think we need to re home 3 of them. Maybe even 5 of them. Especially Houdini and the Runt who escape from an escape proof enclosure.
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Aaaaaargh! I knew it was a mistake to keep reading this post beyond the first photo! Now I want one ( or all of them actually). Mr Decisive does not want a cat under any circumstances… Hmmm, maybe there’s going to be some changes round here š
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Houdini is nice, he starts to purr as soon as you go near him. Runt is a really ugly little scabby cat, but it can out climb the others. He was the hardest to catch, he managed to climb up the ivy and hide on top of the garage.
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You might well just have sold Houdini! It is probably lucky that transporting it to me would be problematic…I don’t think Mr Decisive could find somewhere else to live at such short notice. š
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The cat will fit in a box. I can DHL it to you.
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That is excellent service! Are you also able to deal with finding Mr Decisive somewhere else to live? š
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Erh! Nope
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Your earlier white beauty take his revench now for not let him stay inside with you š
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This is true, Scooby will be a little upset when he finds out we have 5 cats living in the house. I might drive over there now and tell him.
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He might scratch you bad, or you bring him home and inside, where he be the king as he is š
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Yes he will scratch me. It will be like old times
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He he he he he
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Ooooooh I would love to rehome one for you, but I really don’t think it’s possible.. What region do you live in?
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An hour south of Turin, but Posted Italia deliver world wide, I admit they might (probably) lose the parcel and if they do, we can try again with one of the others.
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That is both terrible and hilarious! For now I have to say no, but I will stay tuned to how many you get stuck with, just in case I change my mind.
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Lol, how far away are you?
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I’m in Trentino and not meant to be adopting any animals as we’ll be changing countries in 18 months, haha.
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Oops. No good trying to persuade you then.
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I thought you lived way further south than that, for some reason, no idea why. Who knew! š
Those kittens are cute de chez cute.
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Good luck with re-housing the little fur balls. I’ve gone from feeding one cat (the one I brought from Sydney) to feeding a Turkish brood of 10. I re-homed two of them only to find them back on the doorstep (and, unfortunately, with child!).
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Ha ha ha, have you kept the child or have you managed to re house it? If it knows how to iron, we might be interested in housing it š
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If it irons I’m never going to let it go!
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Ha ha ha, please
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oh they are adorable!! Great photos of their antics ! š
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They are mad, I can see lots of problems ahead.
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kittens are definitely a handful!
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Which one shall I send you?
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ha ha!! My cat days are over… husband allergic š
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Ha ha ha! You really do get yourself into some ‘hairy’ situations! This is just too funny! A total cat-astrophe š
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Yer gert big softy, you. They are terminally cute. I am soooo glad I don’t live anywhere near you, all of a sudden – Little My would take them all off your hands.
PF had an albino Python called Houdini. He had earned his name the same way as your kitten.
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We could bring them to France, Smelly dog would love them
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The Runt is butt ugly, but boy is it smart
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Aaaaahhhhh..
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Lots of trouble
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They are fantastic. Now, if only they’d stay that small/cute and not become Satan incarnate when they grow to full size.
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Now I am worried. I have never had cats and now I have 5 ( Scooby Zoo was just a lodger)
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change the locks…there’s still time
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Good idea
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All I can say is…..Awwwwwwwwwwh!
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Is that Awwwwww send some my way or Awwwwwwwwwfull lot of trouble
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That is awwwwwwww, they are so cute but I’m already feeding 8 cats!
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There is not much difference between 8 and 9 and they are lovely
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http://www.lifewithcats.tv/2014/09/14/noisy-kittens-waiting-for-dinner/
Look on the bright side, PN! There is nothing more attractive to us women than a man who ‘loves’ cats!!!!
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Woo hoo, I have 5 cats, ladies… Ladies..
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yikes! they do look very threatening~
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They bite, and scratch if you keep pulling their tails. Kidding honestly
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Adorable and no doubt they are a curse sent to you from Scooby as he must have been Sicilian and of a particular “family”. . .I do hope you procure them fine homes. . .
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I am sure Scooby was involved, although there isn’t a lot of white on these cats
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I want the runty one š
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She is the smartest of the lot. Just a little bit UGLY
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I’m sure she’s adorable š
What’cha think about my cats? Do yours pull faces like this?
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Only when they do a no2
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You’ve not trained them properly… but it’s still early days. With Scooby Doo as their mentor, they’ll catch on real quick.
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Scooby is living with Luigina the old lady that lived next door to us at the old house. The woman that was attacked by the vicious snake
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Oh my goodness. ADORABLE! How did you ever convince Mrs. S to let then stay???
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She convinced me.
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She convinced me
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They’re gorgeous!
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Hi Ingrid, how many can I send you?
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They are adorable!!! I love the last picture of them looking in the dryer!
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Please please please accept one of my scabby kittens, I might even throw in the washing machine.
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This is their evil ploy to take over the world! They start one family of suckers at a time!
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At the moment we have a big problem, we don’t know which ones to keep and which to re home.
DO you need a cat??
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Come on…you live in the country. You could “keep” them all.
After all….just look at that pinwheel around the food bowl.
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At the moment it is costing me a fortune in cat litter, how can they possibly produce so much smelly poo?
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It could be worse. You could have a baby (human) and be buying those “disposable” diapers.
Speaking of a creature capable of producing vast quantities of smelly poo.
Just remember….they will grow up to be lovely cats who can bury their own waste in the back garden….unlike us humans. Unless they are totally indoor cats and you will be buying cat litter for the rest of your life. (unlike babies who grow up and move out….sometimes)
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They will be outside cats pretty soon, if they keep producing copious quantities of poo it might be as early as tomorrow morning
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Remember that there are five of the poor things.
If they are indoor/outdoor cats installing a cat door (or window) would allow them to come and go. When I lived in the mountains of North Carolina in the winter my cats still insisted on going out the cat window….even when I provided plenty of kitty litter.
You do have to watch out for other critters coming in though. Do you have possums in Italy?
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I could never say no to a kitty!
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Brill I will stick Mr Hairy in a box and send him on his way
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sooo cute and sweet… ā¤ I'm a catlover – Ć la vie, Ć la mort… š have a purrrfect sunny day! con amicizia, MĆ©lanie – not shy, but reserved and discreet… š
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