Quick update to part 1 and part 2
So I have just received a telephone call from Mr Cretino, the man who is supposed to be transferring my UK driving licence to an Italian one. To be honest I do not receive many calls on my Italian mobile, normally the caller is Mrs Sensible asking what sort of trouble I am about to or are in. Sometimes Vodafone or one of the other networks call to try and get me to swap carriers, but they give up as soon as they here…. Io sono inglese!!
This afternoon Mr Cretino called, so I asked Luagina the secretary at work to talk to him. The long and short of it is, when I married Mrs Sensible we hyphenated our surnames. It was all my fault I wanted to add her Italian surname to mine.
I am the proud owned of a mix of official documents, some in my birth surname and some in my adopted Italian hyphenated surname name. Mr Cretino is more than a little confused, as is his office.
As I type this, Mrs Sensible is trying to resolve the situation. I somehow have to prove I am both the pazzo inglese with the hyphenated name and also the pazzo inglese with the birth surname.
An update is sure to follow tomorrow.
P.N
MM rolls on floor laughing hysterically….. 🙂 Poor old PN. At least he called you. The French administration would have waited till you called them, then have told you that your application had been refused.
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Mrs Sensible has called every 10 days for me. I was considering applying for Italian citizenship, but I think I will need a holiday first.
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Italian bureaucracy is… well… words fail me. Consider me speechless.
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It is organised madness, there are so many bits of paper that need stamping to apply for anything.
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A call from them? Goodness, you are honoured. They must be trying their hardest (cough, cough) to resolve the situation for you.
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Two weeks ago I had to visit Mr Cretino and Mrs Altri Dieci Giorni. It seems the head office in Alessandria had decided that the UK was not part of the EU and I would have to apply as an “esterno” someone outside the EU.
We had a quick 30 min discussion on the difference between the UK United Kingdom and the Ukraine, Gran Bretagna and Great Britain was also thrown around.
In the end we signed some more forms, stamped a couple of stamps and decided it would take another 10 days.
Today I went armed with UK (not Ukraine I hasten to add) tax forms and bank statements in my hyphenated name and the same for Mrs Sensible, which caused quiet a fluster in the office.
Altri Dieci Giorni … ha ha ha noway
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Good grief! You couldn’t make it up! I must just check all my documentation to make sure that I am not Ukranian….
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Oh it gets worse.
I was born in Malta,
English passport and driving licence
Hyphenated my name
Don’t speak Italian
and they think I am Ukranian
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You got a call! WhooooHoooo!
It’s happening. 🙂
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Not really happening, just a couple of steps backwards and one step forward. But they have said it will all be over in 10 days. We wait and see, but I am not holding my breath.
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Ahhhh, come on!
Be a sport. Set aside your pessimism.
See it happening! I’m holding the vision for you.
It goes much quicker this way. 🙂
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🙂
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That sort of thing would likely happen in my part of the U.S. Incompetence Without Borders!
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Incompetence without borders…. wonderful. That will make a great post title.
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You should have just said the photocopy was fine and left it at that! You’ll be hearing ‘another 10 days’ for the next 10 years at this rate!
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I came home and really needed a beer, but it was warm and so was the white wine.
I had to settle for a Fiesta chocolate bar made by Ferrero, they contain 8% alcohol!!! Amazing.
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Melt it and you’ve got a cocktail 😉
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I wonder if I can have the beer that i put in the fridge. I don’t normally mix my drinks. 🙂
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Treat yourself. It’s been a stressful day!
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I did, 2 chocolate bars…
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Woh, take it easy!
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Una pacca amichevole sulla spalla : come ti capisco!
Ciao e ti auguro tanto cioccolato , birra gelata ecc.ecc.
Big hug.
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Grazie mille
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I’m agog with anticipation!
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My time is running out. I have flights for the UK booked for the 11th July. With no licence I won’t be able to hire a car!!!
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can you try explaining you have a split personality disorder… 😉
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I was in two minds whether to try that.
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Italy is on my bucket list of ‘places I would love to live one day’……but now I’m not so sure!
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Italy is a wonderful place to live, but the bureaucracy and the taxes are a nightmare.
We have found that if you go to an official office and ask a question, if they say no it can’t be done… you go back the following day and ask again, they will then say yes. It is either because the rules have changed once again over night or they are in a better mood.
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And I thought I had trouble getting a library card. I needed one photo ID from the state and a utility bill to prove I lived where I said I did. Good luck to you.
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When we moved here and applied for residency, they sent a policeman to the house to make sure we were telling the truth!!!
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Lol. I will never complain about having go show proof of address again
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Hi,,,I have just received a phone call from Mrs Ten Moredays, she wants me to take my passport to their office, so they can send a copy to the head office.
I am not too happy, because I took it with me when I first applied for the Italian licence, and suggested they take a photocopy. The only thing they don’t have at the moment is a sample of my blood..
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Maybe if you left them a vial of your blood it would scare them enough to give you your license 😊
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Ha – ha !! What – fun. !! …………… not !!
Enjoy – banging – your – head – in – your – pizza – 😀 – Ralph
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If my licence doesn’t arrive in the next 10 days. We will drive to the head office in Alessandria and discuss it with them.
I think part of the problem is I am trying to deal with this the English way, I need to adopt the Italian way and go in there and start shouting and waving my hands about.
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I really do wish you luck.
My latest experience is in paying my Spanish property tax (IBI). I asked my lawyer to set it up for me. He filled in the form for me to take to the government office where I was to add my name, address and bank account No. The man in the office looked at the form (not his computer screen) and told me that everything is correct and I should get a green bill between July and September. If not come back. I’ll see him in September then. What fun !!
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Oh dear, how’s this going to end…will it ever end!?!?
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It gets worse, I went to see Mr Cretino yesterday, I need to upload a new post.
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That doesn’t sound too encouraging but I’m looking forward to the new post nevertheless! 🙂
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oh this has made me giggle. I’m looking forwards to tasting this crazy bureaucracy myself soon enough. I’m an Aussie so I imagine there’s no hope for me of driving at all. Maybe that’s the trick. I’ll keep my expectations very low.
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Nooooo, you should have high expectations!!! Then when it all goes wrong, you will have a good excuse to go and drink a glass or 2 of Italian wine. Which is one of the few things they get right over here (oh and of course the sunshine and food, they get those right)
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Please don’t take offence when I say I was happy to read someone elses bureaucratic nightmare in getting an Italian licence!
Maybe I can return the favour, and tell you my story! I am an Australian living in Italy, but my husband and I had expired UK licences after living in the UK for 3 years….
We found out today that we could’ve renewed our expired UK licences here in Italy (…breathe, swear, breathe, cry, breathe…try not to lose the plot, breathe some more…)
Rick showed his expired UK licence (as we had lived in the UK for 3 years) to the local motor agency before we signed up to this LONG process of getting our Italian licences.
He was adamantly told that because it was expired, it was no longer valid, and it couldn’t be renewed for an Italian licence (because the UK is part of the EU, you’re able to renew your licence in another European country i.e. your new European country of residence).
Because our Australian licences are no longer valid in Italy after one year of residency, after receiving this information, what we did do was then:
* Pay a lot of money (all up it’s around 2,000 euros!) to register and obtain Italian driver’s licences and begin as newly licenced drivers (like P-platers).
* We spent countless hours searching for a car online that was suitable for three kids in the back, including a booster seat (due to the restrictions on the power/size newly licenced drivers are limited to less powerful cars, and therefore smaller-sized cars)
* We swapped over 2 cars, paid the difference and also incurred the costs of re-insuring and registering.
* I went to 3 evening lessons per week (1.5 hours each) for about 7 weeks.
* Had to wait another month to sit the theory test after being told I was considered absent after the 5 hour delay on the motorway due to the road accidents. (We were never told this policy)
* I have not driven for nearly 3 months
I turned up to my second driving lesson last week, but the instructor was sick so didn’t show up (I received no message). I was hoping to move my driving practical test forward – however, instead I was given a date later than the original.
My patience and resilience have been tested, and re-tested.
By chance, I met an English expat at the end of last week, who said she renewed her UK expired licence (it expired 5 years ago) in Italy only 6 months ago, and all she did was sit for an eye test. Our UK licences expired less than 5 years ago.
Today, we went to another motor agency office nearby to find out more, only to be told, that from THIS year the rules changed:
* Firstly, Rick, with his already new Italian licence cannot do anything. We were hoping at least he could not be considered a P-plater (which means double demerit points for 3 years, 100km/h speed limits and zero alcohol for 3 years, plus the restrictions on the size/power of the car you can drive). However, if we had done this last year, it would’ve been different!!!
* Secondly, if I was to apply to have my UK licence renewed in Italy, I am certain to have to re-sit my theory, which is risky, plus I still need to do my practical. However, if we had done this last year, it’s possible I would not have had to do anything bar an eye test, and we would’ve spent a lot less money and had less stress!
I think I need to take up a kick-boxing class…
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I have realised that if an ‘official’ tells you it can’t be done, the best policy is to go back the following week and ask again. Because either the rules will have changed or the official will have forgotten his stance on interpreting the rules.
If by chance this doesn’t work then go to the next village / city and ask at a different office.
If all fails you need to find somebody who knows somebody who works in an office that can rubber stamp your application, this is the Furbo way. Mrs Sensible doesn’t like it when I become Furbo… but sometimes needs must
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We are not Furbo yet, but we’ve wisened up!
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We’re learning – we’re not Furbo yet, but after this experience, we’ve wisened 🙂
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